0.16: Are you [..] Tiger Woods, a tiger in the woods.. :D

0.24: If you're experiencing all, some or some of none of these symptoms.. :D

1.18: If you ever had to stop peeing, because you thought your face was on fire.. then you need RETAPHIN!
:D

1.38: So what are you waiting for? - The Bus.
No you're not. - Yes, I am.
Then why aren't you wearing pants? - Damn, you're good.
:D!

2.37: My arm's so itchy.. - Please don't shoot me, I have kids. :D