YOU EAT, YOU'RE FAT. YOU DON'T EAT, YOU'RE A FREAK.
YOU DRINK, YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC. YOU DON'T DRINK, YOU'RE A PUSSY.
YOU READ, YOU'RE A NERD. YOU DON'T READ, YOU'RE STUPID.
YOU TELL A SECRET, YOU'RE AN ATTENTION SEEKER. YOU DON'T TELL A SECRET, YOU'RE STILL ATTENTION SEEKING.
YOU LET SOMEONE IN, YOU'RE EASY. YOU DON'T LET SOMEONE IN, YOU'RE TOO UPTIGHT.
YOU SMOKE, YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL. YOU DON'T SMOKE, YOU'RE A LOSER.
YOU'VE HAD SEX, YOU'RE A SLUT. YOU HAVEN'T HAD SEX, YOU'RE A FRIGID LITTLE BITCH.
YOU WEAR MAKE UP, YOU'RE A SLAG. YOU DON'T WEAR MAKE UP, YOU'RE UGLY.

YOU CAN'T PLEASE ANYONE. EVER.