you eat, you're fat. - you don't eat, you're a freak.
you drink you're an alcoholic. - you don't drink, you're a pussy.
you read, you're a neard. - you don't read, you're stupid.
you tell a secret, you're an attention seeker. - you don't tell a secret, you're still attention seeking.
you let someone in, you're easy. - you don't let someone in, you're too uptight.
you smoke, you think you're cool. - you don't smoke, you're a loser.
you've had sex, you're a slut. - you havent had sex, you're a frigid little bitch.
you wear make up, you're a slag. - you don't wear make up, you're ugly.
YOU CAN'T PLEASE ANYONE. EVER.