Sprüche von Hangover 2.
Stu: we are looking for a boy
dude: 2,000 dolla
Stu: no a 16 year old boy
dude: age doesnt matter.
Alan: [to his mum] I see that you have stopped doing desserts. I did not get a memo on this. would a cupcake kill you?!
Allen: My uncle roger said he once saw an albino polar bear
Stu: Really? Polar bears are white, how does he know it was albino?
Allen: Cause it was black
Stu: You ever think maybe it was just a black bear?
Alan: Careful! That is a Lewis Vuitton.
Stu: I have a weakness for prostitutes. Apparently, of all kinds.
Chow: Sometimes when you snort coke, your heart stops and starts up again. Read a book!
Alan: I’m going to miss you, I wish monkey’s could Skype. Maybe one day.
Phil: Chow! What are you doing here?
Alan: He’s my plus one
Chow: We had a sick night bitches
Alan: When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it’s funny in any language.
Doug: Stu would like to invite you to his wedding.
Stu: Well only if you’re not busy.
Phil: Stu?
Stu: Well, maybe the Jonas Brothers are in town.
Alan: Nope, they’re in Raleigh, Durham that weekend.
Teddy: I’m not really old enough to drink.
Alan: Ya, it’s illegal. It’d be a shame if someone reported you.
Tattoo Guy: “hen you decided to get a tattoo, and you cried like a little bitch. This kid’s fucking 9 years old he’s got balls twice your size. Show him your balls.
Stripper: This one was following me like little puppy dog all around , all night, saying that he fall in love with me, asked to marry me.”
Alan: “Classic Stu.
Stu: I made love to a man…with boobies.
Alan: Sorry about the last minute change-up to the performance Mike.
Tyson: Don’t worry Alan.
Doug: What are you talking about?
Alan: Well he was originally supposed to sing Burn it Up by the Jonas Brothers, but then I remembered you don’t like Indie Rock.
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