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Dosti - Shayari

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
…. Toh itihaas banaati hai !

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !


Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!

Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai !

Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!

Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi,
Jab zindagi kahegi alvida, Aur maut bhi naa aayegi ! …

Stupid questions - smart answers

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!  
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple  

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??  

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??  

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??  

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.  

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.  

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".  

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I beshowing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
and at the same time."

Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in parts of
Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country

FUNNY SHAIRI

Aaj To Kali Hai, Kal Gulab Hoga
Mujh Se Shadi Kar Le, Bara Sawaab Hoga

Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya,
Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya
 
Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diye
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, usi mein  naha ke chal diye

Ghar ghar main diya jale
To diwali mat samjhna  
Agar main tera peeche paroon
To mawali mat samjhna

Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya,
Dusri Ko Reject Kiya,
Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya

Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se


Aur bhi bahut si cheezain lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya doostoon ne ishq furmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad

NA KAHTI HO NA SUNTI HO HER DUM MUSKURATI HOO
SUNA HIA AJJKAL MAZDA MEIN LARKAY PATATI HOO...

KIRISHNA KARE TO RAS LEELA,
HUM KARE TO CHARACTER DHILA.
KIRISHNA KARE TO SWAMI,
HUM KAREN TO HARAMI.
KIRISHNA KARE TO CHAMATKAR,
HUM KAREN TO BALATKAR

Teri her chez pe janemaan mein jan apni nisar karta hoon
jab tu nahi hoti teri sahliyon se pyar karta hoon

Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha  
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke notebichhaa deta hoon
Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon..

Ladka:-
Kaash in hasinaaon ke baap mar jate        
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to aate^^
Ladki:
Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim teri liye paap hoga:
Soch, Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga;-)

Jalne ko aag kahte hain,bujhne ko raakh kahte hain,
Aur tumhare pass jo missing hain jaani,
Use urdu me dimaag kahate hain.....


Aap ki aahat sunkar andhe dekhne ki dua maange ge
Aap ke saath chalne ke liye langde chalne ki dua maange ge
Aap apne sar se aanchal na hatana
warna buddhe bhi jawani ki dua maange ge


Woh chham chham karke aayee
Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee...

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna...

UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA,
WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA,
UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE,
RAKHKE MERA JANAZA Saale USKO PATANE LAGE....;-)

palkon pe apni bithaya hai tumhe,
Badi duaon ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
International Zoo se churaya hai tumhe....!!!

PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,
SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,
DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,
DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI....

Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai,
Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai,
Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai,
Woh powder hai nira(Pure) Jawani nahi hai....

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua...

Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...
Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...


Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,
Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.
Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai...
kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai...


har khushi ko teri taraf moor doo.
khushiyo k darwazey tere liye khol doo..
Tery liye chand taare tak toor doo.
Itna kaafi hai ya do char jhoot or bol doon....

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi,
Ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...

Ek ladki thi dewani si.
Mobile lekar wo chalti thi,
nazre jhukake, Mobile mein kuch karti thi.
Jab bhi milti thi wo mujhse,
Yehi pucha karti thi...
Ye chalu kaise hota hai?
Ye chalu kaise hota hai?

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai,
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai,
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat,
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai...

Tumse mil kar ho gaya zindagi se pyar..
Ab hume chod kar mat jana yar..
Bin tere hum jee na payenge..
Tum na hoge to hum ULLU kis ko banayenge..

Ashiq pagal ho jate hain pyar main..
Baki kasar puri ho jati hai intezar main..
Magar ye dilruba nahi samjhti..
Golgappe khati phirti hai bazar main..

AAP KI KAHISH.. SARFAROSH HAI..
AAO KA NSHA .. YUN MADHOSH HAI..
KYA KAHE TUM SE JANEJAN ..
TU DHARTI KA BOJH HAI..

Itna khoobsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna qaatil kaise sharmaa lete ho
kitni aassani se jaan le lo lete ho..
kissi ne sikhaaya hai ya bachpan se he kameene ho

Ek aap ho ke sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho ke itrate bhi bahut ho.
Dil to karta hai ke aapko Dinner pe ley jayein
Lekin suna hai ke aap khaate bhi bahut ho


Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho, :? :?
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho.....

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
Tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de,
Phir tu bhi sukhi,main bhi sukhi


Fizao mein tum ho,
Hawao mein tum ho,
Baharo mein tum ho,
Dhop mein tum ho,
Chhaon mein tum ho,
Sach hi suna tha buri atma ka
koi thikana nahi hota.

Surat par aapki fida ho kar,
humne aaapki tasvir banwai hai,
Ghar ko hamare nazar na lagey is liye,
Woh tasvir bahar gate par tangwai hai.

Tareef ke kaabil hum kahan?
Charcha to aapki chalti hai
Sab kuchh to hai aapke paas
Bas Seeng aur Poonchh ki kami khalti hai..!!

Oopar wale ne jab aapko Bheja
Toh aisa Bheja ki bheja mein BHEJA hi nahi Bejha

Subha...Uth kar 2 kaam kiya karo.
1. Pooja kiya karo...
Taki tum kushi se jee sako.
2. Nahaa liya karo.
Taki dusre kushi se jee sake...

Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai,
dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai,
patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai,
AUR TERE BINA CIRCUS ADHOORA HAI.


Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,
Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,
Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai
jaise saamne khade ho aur POONCHH HILAA rahe ho


Hum TANHA hai per dil ko TANHA mat samazhna...
dil mein teri TASVEER laga rakhi hai...
Jab tumhe bhi Tanhayi mehsus ho to yaha chale aana..
Tumhare liye pagal khane se gaadi bhijwa rakhi hai....!!!

Tez hava ka jhonka aya
sath me teri khushbu laya
tab mere dil me khayal aya
Lagta hai, aaj bhi tu nahin Nahaya

Aye dost aur bee likha karo shayari
Zaroor terah bhee naam ho jayega
Log fekenge Andey Tamater
To raat ki subji ka intzaam ho Jayega

Police ko body mili hai,
Kale Dant hai,
Ghosle jaise bal hai,
Shakal paglo vali hai,
Pair ulte hai,
Mujhe tumhari chinta ho rahi hai.
Zara MAIL to karo,tasalli ho jayegi.

Sad Shayari

Kyun Kiye Sab Waade, Jab Chhod Ke Jaana Hi Tha
Kyun Dikhaye Sapne, Jab Tod Ke Jaana Hi Tha
Kyun Jagaayi Mere Dil Mein Itni Mohabbat
Jab Iss Dil Ko Tod Ke Jaana Hi Tha

Kalam uthaya hai, par lafz nahi milta,
jise dhoond rahe hain, wo shaksh nahi milta
phirte hai wo zamaane ke saath,
bas hamare liye hi unko waqt nahi milta.

Inkaar ke darr se kabhi izhaar na kar sake,
Hum zindagi mein kabhi pyaar na kar sake,
Dil ko tham kar, jab kar liya izhaar,
afsoos, ke woh ham par aetbaar na kar sake.

Teri nigah ke jaadu bikharte rehte hai,
Jo jakhm dil ko mile the wo bharte rehte hai,
Tere bina wo din bhi guzar gaya aakhir,
Tere bina ye din bhi guzarte rehte hai.

kuch to jeete hai jannat ki tamanna lekar,
kuch tamannaye jeena sikha deti hai,
par koi bvataye, ke hum kiske sahare jiye,
zindagi to roz ek tamanna aur badha deti hai.

Thamme huye pani me bhi jaane se darr lagta hai,
Khule aasmaan me bhi aane se darr lagta hai,
Kabhi sunate the yaaron ko ham bhi kisse mohabbat ke,
Ab to Prem ke dhai akshar gungunane se bhi darr lagta hai.

Tanhayion se nahin hum mehfil se darte hain,
duniya se nahin hum khud se darte hain,
yun to bahut kuchh khoya hai humne,
na jaane kyun tumhe khone se darte hain.

Pyaase Ko Ek Katra Pani Kafi Hai,
Ishq Me Chaar Pal Ki Zindagani Kafi Hai,
Dubne Ko Samandar Mein Jaye Kyon,
Aapki Aankhon Se Tapka woh Pani Kafi Hai.

EK BEWAFA KE JAKHMO PAR....
MARHAM LAGANE HUM GAYE....
MARHAM KI KASAM MARHAM NA MILA......
LEKIN MARR HAM GAYE......

Zindagi ek paheli si lagti hai,
Har lamha ek saheli si lagti hai,
Isme kabhi aansu to kabhi gham hai,
Jise soch kar aaj meri aankhein nam hai.

Chand utra tha hamare aangan mein,
yeh sitaro ko gawara na hua,
hum bhi sitaron se kya gila karein,
jab chand hi hamara na hua

Dil tootega to fariyaad karoge tum bhi,
Hum na rahe to humein yaad karoge tum bhi.
Aaj kehte ho hamare paas waqt nahi,
Par ek din mere liye waqt barbaad karoge tum bhi.

Self-Made by ME!!!

Hamesha apko hi chaha hai
Hamesha apko hi chahenge
Aise bas jayenge dil me apke
Ke chake b aap na bhula payenge...
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Karte hain faryaad, ke koi yaad nahi karta
Jab koi yaad kare, to baat nahi karta,
Jab koi Baat kare, to Pyaar nahi karta,
Jab koi Pyaar kare, to Izhaar nahi Karta,
Jab koi Izhaar kare, to Vishwaas nahi karta.
Badle main haamara Vishwaas to dete hain,
Beech raaste main chod dete hain,
Moo mod lete hain,
Nakaab odh lete hain.
Phir bhi kyon
hum sab par vishwaas kar lete hain?
Hum to kabhi ek phool bhi na tod paye,
Log kaise kisika dil tod dete hain?
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Kabhi kuch dil par ho, tu humse mat chupaana.
Seedhe bejhijak hume tum bataana.
Na pherenge teri umeedon par pani,
teri liye to chahenge har museebat uthani.
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Kabhi yaadon se tumhe nikalne naa denge,
Kabhi zindagi ki rah mein phisalne naa denge
Haath apna mushkil mein hamesha barhayenge,
Kabhi aankhein teri aansoon se bharrne na denge.
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Tumhe dekhoon to hosh khojaata hai,
Nazrein tikki to chain nahi aata hai,
Dekh ke tumhe darr sa lagta hai,
Yeh chehra hai ke langoor ka chashma hai!!! Haha
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Jitna sunehra naam tumhaara,
Untna hi sunehra kaam tumhaara,
Karte hain Dua teri salaamti ki har dam,
Taake bhool na jaao tum pyaar hamaara.
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Dost ho achi, to khushnaseeb hue tum,
Dosti ho Pakki, to azeez hue tum,
Dost ho sachi, to mahjabeen hue tum,
Par agar ho dosti apne jaisi, to (kisiki) Zindagi hue tum.
_______________________
Bohat ajoobe dekhe hamne,
aapsa haseen koi kahaan ,
Socha tha ek dil raha apne paas,
aapne to woh bhi na CHODA.
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Hame nahi khabbr din hai ke raat hai,
sharaab main doobe apne jasbaat hain,
Kehte hain ke sharaab zeher hoti hai,
par jab jaan hi nahi rahi...
...to zeher peene main kya baat hai.
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Shaadi se pehle khushiyan manao,
Khao, piyo, Bhangra paao,
Zindagi ki azaadi enjoy karlo abhi,
Phir kya pata, mila, na mile kabhi...XD
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Sometimes in PYAAR, there is JUDAAI,
It brings alsways YAADEIN in life,
In ROOP of DOSTI, KOI MIL GAYA,
who gives you MUSKAAN, and your DIL phir gaya.
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Tum jaisa Duniya mein aur kon yahaan,
tum ho jahaan, mein hoon wahaan,
tumhare baghair ab jaun kahaan,
tumhi to ho ab Jaan aur Jahaan.
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Jab paida hue tum, to bheegi si raat thi,
Barsaat mein aayi teri Awaaz thi.
Baarish ki Boondein jo Zameen pe giri,
deti tujhe janam-din ki Mubarak-baad thi.
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Doston ke bina Umar kya guzaari
jab Zindagi ka Sawaad liya hi nahi.
Yehi to hai Badkismati hamaari
ke Dosti ka Haath kisine diya hi nahi!
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Kabhi kabhi dil mein khayaal aata hai
Kya koi hame samjh paata hai
Phir aapka chehra nazaar aata hai
Aur hame hamaara jawaab miljaata hai!
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Aapke honton se tareef sunke, dil khush sa hojaata hai
Phool bhi aapki tasveer le kar, hamare dil mein bas jaata hai.
Bagh mein jitne phool, us se kayi zaada hain apki yaadein hamare dil mein
Kya bayaan kare lafzon mein, ke kya maina hai aapki baaton ka hamari dil mein
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Udaasi si chajaati, jab aapse baat na ho paati,
Intezaar mein yeh aankhein, poori raat na so pati,
Kya karen, aap mein baat hi kuch aisi hai,
Ke Apki Ehmiyat hamaare dil mein kam hi nahi reh paati
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Aapki baaton ka jawaab hi nahi,
Kya karen, lajawaab hain aap,
Hamari chaahat ka aapke liye hisaab hi nahi,
Kya karen, aakhir yeh bhi to hai dil ki baat.
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Aap se khafa hum ho nahi sakte
Aap se baat kar ke, din raat nahin thakte
Chahe saari duniya chod de humein,
par aapko ham chah kar bhi chod nahi sakte
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Eh yaar, tum sa koi, is duniya mein na paaya,
Bas yehi khwahish hai, ke apne upar, hamesha rahe tera hi saaya
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Judai ne aapse, hamko rulaadiya,
Deedar ne phir apke, hamko hasaadiya
Phir yaad mein aapki, muskurana bhooladiya
Jab apne hamko apni yaadon se hi mitadiya
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Apne hame yaadon me basana choddiya
raaton ko ro ke,hamne muskurana chod diya
aap to yeh jaankar bhi anjaan bante hain,
Isliye hamne bhi apko yeh ehsaas dilana chod diya.
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